I Love Lamp.

You guys! Today I get to go to the private screening for ANCHORMAN 2!!!! Which means this is most likely going to be slowest work day of all time ever.

So my bloggy buddy Anna tagged me in this post that's been going around so here goes:

Five things I have a passion for:
1. dogs
2. cats
3. giraffes
4. owls
5. all animals

Five things I'd like to do before I die:
1. cuddle with a baby giraffe and bottle feed it and go ni-nites with it.

Judge away, I do not even mind.
(if a giraffe isn't available, I'll do all of the above with a baby elephant. And with #2 and #3)
2. cuddle with a lion
3. cuddle with a leopard
4. go to space in Virgin Galactic!
5. win the powerball, so I can do #4 and I can travel to all the places below

Five reads I love:
1. A Million Little Pieces - James Frey

2. My Friend Leonard - James Frey

3. A Piece of Cake - Cupcake Brown

4. Prozac Nation - Elizabeth Wurtzel
5. Wasted - Mayra Hornbacher

I'm actually not a big reader, I just like memoirs of people that had fucked up lives and then got better. Legit, the only books I like to read. Also, I realize all the controversy that went down with James Frey but I read his books before that happened, and they had a big impact on me so I stand by how amazing they are. Also amazing are Dave Pelzer's books. What a story! I read A Child Called It, The Lost Boy and A Man Named Dave. And I recently finished A Wolf At The Table, a memoir by Augusten Burroughs. 

Five favorite movies:
1. BLOW. best movie ever hands down. plus also, Depp for life!!

2. Casino. (and basically anything else Robert De Niro)

3. Wizard of Oz. forever and ever and ever
4. Finding Nemo. this movie forever soothes my soul. absolute joy!
5. Anchorman. duh.

Fives places I'd want to travel to:
1. space.
2. Grand Canyon. I'm not even that far away from it, just haven't done it yet.
3. The Maldives, before that shit is all under water!

4. Italy. all of it.
5. volcanoes!!

Five blog friends I tag:
1. Ashton @ A Fluffy Girl
2. Jenna @ Life Is Sweet
3. Autumn @ The Unreal Life
4. Jenn @ Bad Luck Jenn
5. Liz @ Fitness Blondie

And now I'm gonna go think about all these places I wanna go and animals I wanna cuddle with and it's gonna make the day go even slower. But OMG I get to see ANCHORMAN 2 tonight!!!!!!!


  1. How am I ever going to top cuddling with a giraffe?
    I knew this tag was coming! :)

  2. so jealous that you are going to see A2!!!!! I can't wait for it to come out.

  3. omg omg omg I'm SO jealous that you get to see anchorman 2 today!!! Have so much fun!

    I second you on the Maldives, gorgeous!

  4. Your blog cracks me up! I love animals too and I would totally want to go ni-nite with a baby giraffe or any other baby animal. I usually go ni-nite with my little dog, but as of late she doesn't want to share the bed with me and so she sleeps UNDER the bed! So there is plenty of room in the bed for a baby giraffe now.

  5. Yey!! Thanks for tagging me! :-) I can't wait to do it! And i love every single movie you put up, especially Casino! And your slight obsession with cuddling giraffes is really cute ;)

  6. I've never met a person who wanted to cuddle with a giraffe. I like it =)

  7. Ok, we already knew we were twinsies from the giraffe favorites. Although you have fed one....luckkkky.

    Secondly, Depp for life? Um yes! Haha I turned in a college English paper on how Depp was the best actor ever and got an A on that shit.

    Last but not least... Italy and The Maldives? Le sigh. Awesome list :)

  8. So jealous that you got to see Anchorman 2! I hope you write a post about it and let us know how good it is :)

  9. I am jealous too.. I love Anchorman!!!

    I killed a man with a trident...

  10. I never got Johnny Depp's appeal in his younger days. I wasn't a fan of 21 Jump Street or Edward Scissorhands, etc. Finally, after seeing Blow, I got it. And I've been in love ever since.

    I Love James Frey. A Million Little Pieces is a book that's stuck with me for a long time.

  11. Woah black Betty. Bam a lam. Love Blow.