"Do Dogs Have Brains"

You guys, this is real life. This chick. She truly believes that dogs don't have brains. Please join me in this fuckery and become as shocked as I am that people like this exist. 



Let me point out a few things:

1. "topical"
2. the what war?
3. dogs are human, no wait...
4. they walk because we tell them to walk. just like if you tell your computer to turn off. 

Because if you're not telling your dog to walk, they are frozen in time until you tell them to walk again.


5. "do you know what I mean?" 

.... no.


6. "how do you explain having a brain but not being able to talk"

Apparently the brain is ONLY for the purpose of talking. Who knew? 


7. dogs are scary. must be christian intuition

I just, don't even get me started. 


8. can it scientifically be proven if dogs have brains? 
9. "it's a really interesting topic"

NO IT'S NOT. 


10. people on twitter just like to hate sometimes and they're a little confused.

Yes, most of them love to hate. But no, they are NOT confused about this "debate". The only confusion is... you.


11. IT'S A SERIOUS ISSUE. IT'S A SERIOUS QUESTION. .... IS THERE LIFE ON ANOTHER PLANET?

Yes, yes there is, you should go there.


12. No, I don't need to consider these questions when "asking these things".
13. You're not philosophical, trust me.
14. "HOPEFULLY WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT!!!"

What the actual fuck. You guys, what the fuck.


Some people should not be allowed to use the internet. Or socialize. Like, does she have friends? Family? Does she have any loved ones that are willing to clear this up for her? Who even allows this thing to speak? This is scary. Like did she ever even go to elementary school?

This is depressing.


17 comments :

  1. I watched one minute of this. ONE. And she was so dumb I just could not.


    I'm actually offended at how dumb she is.

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  2. oh my gosh are people really this stupid? is this an act or is she really that big of a dumbass? yes, yes it can be scientifically proven just like it can be proven that you are somehow missing your brain.

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  3. uh, whaaaaaa? I don't even understand. That poor girl is going to have a hard life.

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  4. Not only is that video hard to watch because she's so stupid, but that voice! Oh my god!

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  5. make her stop talking. wait how does she know they are mammals, but do not have a brain?!

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  6. i think it already is, she has links on her youtube page, and she has a BOOK. about her life as a stripper.

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  7. haha at first I was wondering if it was a hoax, but she's way too serious.

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  8. i know! i heard this on a podcast, they were playing it in pieces and just ripping her apart. she's unbelievable.

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  9. seriously, it like hurts to listen to this crap.

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  10. hahaha. i don't know, she has no idea what she's talking about.

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  11. "Because if you're not telling your dog to walk, they are frozen in time until you tell them to walk again." I DIED! hahahahaha Could you post that question in her comments, I'm sure her answer would be riveting.

    i'm afraid to watch this video... but i'm going to, obviously. <3

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  12. This looks like a video of Gold for a possible Tosh.0 appearance? Haha wow, this girl cray!

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  13. Dogs have more brains than some people do... clearly.

    VoyageOfTheMeeMee

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  14. My small dog crapped on the carpet last night. I don't remember telling her to do that, but I guess I must have, because dogs don't have brains and therefore never do anything unless we tell them to do it! ?????????!?!?!?????? (Also when I told my small dog about this post, she said she'd like to rip off that lady's face too.)

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  15. Haha I saw this a few weeks ago. She's either acting like a moron for attention or just stupid. Either way someone needs to sterilize her or throw her off a bridge.

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