Friday the 13th

This is gonna be one of the most "blogger fail" photo posts ever. But it wouldn't be a Monday without a post about the weekend. And if you stopped by these parts on Friday, you'll know it was the boyfriend's birthday. Which really just means that ... celebrating a birthday on a Friday night calls for spending most of Saturday and Sunday recovering in bed. 

Early Friday evening, we headed over to Hollywood. We had a reservation at a well reviewed Italian joint. I've said this many times before... the food in LA sucks! Like really really sucks. So we were super shocked that we actually enjoyed the food here! Still wasn't like the Italian food back home, but it was the best we've found in LA so far. We cheated on paleo hardcore! Fried mozzarella, pizza, bread, and bone marrow. Ew, the bone marrow was all him.  




Much like the average female, I couldn't decide what to wear. So I went all diva, and chose two outfits for the evening. Remember, I said this was a blogger fail photo post. As in, I pretty much have the worst pictures ever to share. Like my first outfit. This is the best picture I could come up with. While waiting for the bathroom, I just decided to snap a pic of my feet. With half a bottle of wine running thru my bloodstream, I suppose it's at least slightly understandable.



And then we stopped at home before heading out with friends and I changed and only took mirror pics. Which caused me to be photobombed by DeNiro and the birthday dude.




"hurry up, we're late" ... "sorry I need to take mirror selfies"



The bar we went to was alright. Apparently it was reggae night, so there were some bands playing and it was whatever. There were a lot of shots, and that's about all I remember. The boyfriend was the most drunk I had ever seen him in 3 years. So drunk, I swore someone slipped him a roofie. Turns out he wasn't roofied, just mixed a shit ton of booze.

2 vodka/cran
1 jack honey/coke
3 fireball shots
2 Patron shots
1 Jager shot 
1 shot Jack
5 shots of Jack Honey
1 shot of Jameson

Unintentionally, that is 13 shots on Friday the 13th. And if I'm being honest, I'd say it was the Jager that pushed the limit. That shit just doesn't belong being mixed with anything. Just looking at that list makes me wanna puke. If I drank all that, I would barf out all my insides and be hospitalized or dead. Incredibly, all he did was pass out.  

With so much alcohol being consumed, you can imagine that the photo ops were not anything as planned. After going through my phone, I'm gonna say pretty much nothing is post worthy. But I'll throw a few up just for laughs. 

what is even happening with me up there in the corner?!



After coming home Saturday morning and grabbing some food, we climbed into bed and slept until 6:00 pm and I was so thrown off, I thought it was 6am on a weekday and I was late for work. With a hangover in tow, we grew balls and headed out for some Christmas shopping. It didn't last long, after two stores, we headed back home, watched a movie and then we were down for the count!




Sunday morning was much better. Like brand new, but somehow still exhausted. Finished up my xmas shopping and spent the rest of the day on the couch. Boom.



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33 comments :

  1. Those photos are too funny! I think the Jager would have put me over the edge too!! Glad you got some time to recover on Sunday!

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  2. Oh my goodness- I wouldn't have left the house all weekend after that first night. I feel second hand hungover myself!

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  3. First these photos are not a blogger fail, because they are awesome and hilarious! Looks like you all had a grand time :)

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  4. That food looks delish - except not bone marrow, eeek! You guys are hilarious in those pictures!

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  5. why are all your tights too cute!

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  6. I seriously love your style, you wear all of these super fun cute clothes that I could never pull off and you rock them like a superstar. I love it!

    xxoo,
    Jordyn

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  7. I am the worst at taking pics too, probably because I drink 13 drinks myself most weekend nights :) love your outfits!

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  8. Wow, I haven't had a weekend like that in a little bit! I would be recovering for days.

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  9. The food. The photos. I love!

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  10. The food in LA does not suck; I think you're just eating at the wrong places! But in all fairness, I don't know much about the area that you live in, so you might have to head to different neighborhoods for decent food. ;)

    - Rachel @ With Love, Rachel

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  11. Haha that sounds like a fun weekend indeed of birthday celebration! I would be sick for a week if I had that much alcohol.. no thanks!

    Love your mirror selfies! Photobombed by your loves is so funny too.

    Did another link up for a weekend recap. Link up with me! http://www.datelessndallas.com/search/label/Weekend%20Recap

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  12. The Jack and the Jameson are the only things my stomach would have managed to handle on that list. I feel a headache coming just thinking about the rest...


    Sounds like a fun night!

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  13. Oh boy... Jager and I had a falling out years ago and I'm definitely still holding a grudge. Bone marrow?!?! BLECH!!!!!!!!!

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  14. Awe you're so cute. Looks like you had a lot of fun!

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  15. that is insane amounts of boooooz. Also, can we talk about your pants in the first photo? LOVE! Bone Marrow? Sickatating--put that pizza on the right looks mental deelish!

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  16. Jager makes me want to vomit when I'm sober let alone drunskies. Can't do it.

    Sounds like quite the weekend lady! I would have had to recover for like a week, no joke.

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  17. I gained 10 pounds looking at your food pics.

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  18. the paleo cheating didn't stop at that one meal. i think i gained 10 pounds by Mon morning.

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  19. i know! i used to drink it when i was younger, but now the smell of it turns my stomach.

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  20. thanks! they're super comfy too!
    i know, i couldn't even stand the smell the bone marrow. yuck!

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  21. legit! i kicked that fucker to the curb by the time i was like 22.

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  22. you're better than me! i couldn't mix jack and jameson haha

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  23. we live in Burbank. i think we're just really used to the food we grew up with in the northeast. things that are incredible over there, are like unheard of here.

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  24. if i drank his list, i'd prob be recovering for months haha

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  25. aww thank you! i think that being obsessed with punky brewster when i was a kid helped me be braver in clothing choices hahah

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  26. thanks!
    i only recently realized that i can wear fun ones and not just plain black ones. so i keep buying more!

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  27. i don't know how we did it! if it wasn't for the need for xmas gifts, i wouldn't have moved a muscle

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  28. jager is like the "end all" to any night hahaha. brutal!

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