You Old Fart

The boyfriend turns 32 today. It's hard to wrap my head around the fact that we first met when we were 13. And now we're into our 30's. You're probably thinking "wow they've been together for a really long time!". Nah, only approaching 3 years. We had a short lived puppy love romance when we were kids. And by romance I mean, we held hands on the city bus and made out in a parking garage. Soon after, we went our separate ways for basically a whole lifetime. Then reunited a few years ago and the rest is history that you can read here and here



Today for his birthday he got what every old man wants. Coffee. I got him a Keurig so I don't have to listen to him whine anymore about how much he wants one. Now I just have to hear about the xbox one. (As if the cat hasn't been tortured enough with the one we have now). Although, I secretly want it too just because it's perfect for people like me who are lazy by nature and would rather not lift a 2 ounce remote. It's way more fitting for my type to just say "xbox! wipe my ass."



I'm going so far off track of this post. I had planned to write a sweet loving "letter" to him for his b-day. I could just recycle what I put on facebook for our anniversary earlier this year. That was a winner. I really hit the spot with him on that one. The tough guy that never cries, shed a few tears of joy. Ok, ok, I'll share it with you. 



I know, I'm fucking precious. How am I gonna top that for his birthday today!? Oh yea, he got a Keurig.

Ok but really though, all that above still holds strong. Except he understands my fear of salmonella more. He does still interrupt me and annoy me. He's still working really hard, which is going to be paying off amazingly in the next year or so. We're crossing our fingers that this next year goes as planned. He deserves it! He still teaches me so much about life and myself. But most importantly, he's taught me how to love and be happy. Another most important.... he still puts up with my crappy tv choices; like Pump Rules, Shahs, and Bad Girls Club.

Happy Birthday to the best person to ever walk into my life. Happy Birthday to the person that still loves me after all the crazy spazzy cunty moments I've put him through. Happy Birthday to the person I have the most fun with, laugh the most with, and love the most with. Happy Birthday to my Robert!




18 comments :

  1. Happy Birthday to him! Great present! :)

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  2. Aww you are just the sweetest! Happy Birthday to him!

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  3. Happy Birthday to your guy!!! I want a Kerig for the same reason you want the xbox pure laziness!

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  4. Adorable. I just went back and read your love story. As far as talking to the xbox... we have the kinect, and I swear the thing never hears me. So I just lay on the couch yelling desperately "XBOOXXXX." And then I double check that I'm home alone.

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  5. Happy Birthday to Robert! That Facebook post is cute and funny!

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  6. Happy birthday to your man! The post is so sweet and I'm jelly he got a Keurig.

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  7. awwwwwwwwww so cute. i think it's even cuter that you "dated" as kids and then again as adults.
    -- jackie @ jade and oak

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  8. I love that you've known each other since 13! So cute! BTW, my favorite function on the XBox is "XBox, stop listening!" Otherwise it will pick up on key words form a conversation and start doing things. It's also funny just to shout "stop listening!"

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  9. "And by romance I mean, we held hands on the city bus and made out in a parking garage." I mean, if that's not romance then I don't know what is. Happy birthday to yo' man! :)

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  10. are you the cutest ever? I think so! That coffee machine looks like its from the future.

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  11. it does! the blue lights make it all futuristic haha

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  12. seriously, doesn't get more romantic than that. i lucked out! haha

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  13. hahaa the more i hear about it's features, the more i want it!

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  14. you should get one! i saw some good sales at bed bath and beyond the other day!

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  15. i can't believe it took us so long to get with the times and get one. shopping for k-cups is fun!

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  16. hahaha "xboxxxxx", i see that happening to me.

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  17. right!? it takes like 20 seconds to make a coffee! amazing!

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