DeNiro Takes Over


This is DeNiro, you have seen me here before. If not, you have been missing out because, well, I'm DeNiro. I don't really have much to discuss with you today, I just wanted to share a moment. A moment that is oh so common in my day to day cat life full of cat stuff things. One being that my mom never stops taking pictures of me. And then, my cat thoughts.





Thought 1. The flash makes me angry.




Thought 2. No flash helps me focus on that string over there. 




Thought 3. How long should I wait until I jump attack this string? Will it attack me back? It's green and I don't trust green.





Thought 4. Oh my catgod, what if it does attack me back? Will my mom still take pictures or will she try to save me from it? She saves me from everything but she also takes pictures of everything! This makes me nervous.




Thought 5. I know! I shall ask the lamp. Dear lamp, with your ever shining brightness, can you ponder with me?



Thought 6. Like a fucking lamp is gonna answer me. What was I thinking? Ugh.



Thought 7. I give up, I didn't really care that much anyways. I have more important cat things to ponder.


Bye!


16 comments :

  1. hahaha cats are so weird LOL gotta love them!

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  2. hahah cats are weird. but funny too funny sometimes.

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  3. I love figuring out what my cats are thinking.

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  4. Deniro and Jack need a cat blate. Yes.

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  5. Hahaha the angry picture is the best.

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  6. Haha! Like the lamp was going to answer, what was he thinking! Haha. I always wonder what my dog is thinking too.

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  7. haha me too. i narrate him all day long LOL

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  8. i think he wrote that just for you ;)

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  9. every time with the flash, he looks so mad lol

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  10. i seriously wish there was a way to know! like, how is that not an invention yet?! haha

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  11. klutz in high heelsMay 22, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    LOVE THIS . I am 100% certain that those are his exact thoughts!! how adorable. i love De Niro! he's so perfect!!! #crazycatladiesunite !

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