Sometimes I miss school shopping. Nothing like the feeling of rocking all new shit for the first week of school. New clothes, new shoes, new pencil case, new scrunchies, new trapper keeper! I remember this one store that I did almost all of my school shopping in, it was called Bob's (maybe it still is? I have no idea.) and I got all my Mudd jeans there and the most trendy tops to go with. I was obsessed with Skechers and specifically remember being die hard to the Jammers and the Energy.
I literally had those exact Mudd jeans that had those stripes down the side. Omg I love Google images haha!
And back when Staples was still popular (seriously, have you gone into a Staples recently? Ghost. Town.) I'd get all the coolest notebooks and pick a color theme and get all the matching pencil cases, erasers, protractors, and of course... the newest set of pens that was out! Most likely some glitter gel crap in neon colors that every teacher is gonna give you shit for. But who cares, glitter gel pens! The best part of this whole annual adventure, you didn't spend a dime on all this new gear because PARENTS. These days, shopping is not so much fun when you're swiping a card that has your name on it. Ugh, adulthood.
Everywhere I turn I'm seeing "Back to School SALE!" with resting bitch face teenagers trying to decide which crop top will be more
Electronics and home essentials at Amazon
Clothes and supplies at Amazon
Clothes at Kohl's outta my way TEENS! I'm small enough to wear juniors so gimme all the clothes!
Sneakers at Sports Authority yes please, I will take all the Asics and the children shall have none.
Staples sure, I'll take a $20 flash drive for 7 bucks. sign me up!
Happy shopping my lovely internet friends!
What the hell did I just write?
I think I just wanted to use this classic gif.